Hot Sauce Review: Umé by FlavürLust

Hey there, hot sauce enthusiasts! Today, we’re diving into the spicy world of Umé Hot Sauce by FlavürLust. Hailing from Newmarket, Ontario, these sauce wizards are bringing the heat with their proprietary pepper mash featuring scorpion peppers.

But hold on tight, ’cause this ain’t your average sauce – it’s packing a punch of licorice and plum flavor that’ll have your taste buds doing a happy dance. So buckle up and let’s dive into this flavorful adventure before I devour the whole bottle.

Introducing: Umé Hot Sauce by FlavürLust

Alright, let’s lay it out straight: FlavürLust seems to have vanished into thin air, leaving us with just memories of their hot sauce prowess. But fear not, because their legacy lives on through the unforgettable Umé Hot Sauce.

Imagine a flavor journey like no other, with hints of gourmet BBQ sauce that’ll make your taste buds sing. This magic potion is crafted from a scorpion pepper mash, kissed by mulled vinegar and wildflower honey, and seasoned with garlic and other savory delights. And here’s the kicker: a plum powder infusion that adds a subtle yet irresistible touch of licorice and plum goodness.

It’s housed in a sleek bottle and box, giving off major premium vibes. It will cost you a pretty penny at around $20 a bottle and the only place I could find it online was Amazon, but it is worth the hunt. So, if you’re a die-hard hot sauce fanatic like me, don’t sleep on this one-of-a-kind sauce – it’s a true gem from a bygone era.

Manufacturer: FlavürLust
Made In: Ontario
Heat Rating: 5/10
Size: 175mL
Price Range: $18-$20

Ingredients: FlavürLust Pepper Mash (Vinegar, Mulled Vinegar, Scorpion Peppers, Wildflower Honey, Olive Oil, Salt) Garlic, Spices, Plum Powder (Plum, salt, sugar, licorice, Traces of Aspartame, Neotame)

Appearance

Umé Hot Sauce isn’t just a condiment – it’s an experience.

Picture this: you receive a sleek, all-black box that’s as mysterious as it is stylish. Slide it open, and there it is, nestled snugly inside – the Umé Hot Sauce bottle.

This ain’t your ordinary bottle, though. It’s short, stout, and oozing with sophistication in its powder-coated black finish. The label? Minimalistic perfection, with black-on-black printing that screams premium.

Now, here’s the kicker: you can’t even see the sauce inside! But trust me, it’s a deep, rich red-maroon color, akin to your favorite BBQ sauce. Sure, there are tiny specks of spices and goodness floating around, but they’re elusive, blending seamlessly into the sauce’s darkness.

But here’s where things get a tad tricky – the sauce itself is on the thinner side. It’s so eager to escape the bottle that it tends to flow away from your meal, making it a bit of a balancing act to enjoy without making a mess. Yet, despite the spillage risk, the packaging alone transforms this hot sauce into an experience, elevating it from a mere condiment to culinary art.

Smell

Get ready to have your senses tantalized because Umé Hot Sauce isn’t just about the taste – it’s a full-blown olfactory experience. As soon as you crack open that bottle, you’re hit with a scent that’s like a symphony of spices used in those mouthwatering dried sausages.

There’s a savory dance happening, thanks to the garlic and salt, while the pepper mash adds a peppery punch that’ll make your nose tingle in anticipation.

But here’s where things get interesting – that licorice scent? It’s there, weaving its way through the aroma, adding a touch of caramelized sweetness that’s downright intoxicating. You can tell that every scent note has been carefully curated and thought out – there’s no way this was just a happy accident.

And let me tell you, the scent alone will have your mouth watering and your taste buds begging for a taste. It’s like a magnetic force drawing you in, leaving you curious and hungry for more. Trust me, you won’t be able to resist diving right in.

Taste and Flavour

Alright, let’s break it down: Umé Hot Sauce isn’t just good – it’s really, really good. Like, “lick-the-spoon-clean” good. When it comes to flavor, it’s like a flavor party in your mouth, and everyone’s invited.

The licorice flavor? It’s there, but it’s not in your face, just adding a subtle sweetness that plays oh-so-nicely with the sharper vinegar taste. And speaking of vinegar, it’s present but not overpowering, giving the sauce that perfect tang without stealing the spotlight.

Now, about that sweetness – it starts off mild, but then the licorice flavors come through and take it to the next level. As for the pepper mash, well, I didn’t really detect much of it – no scorpion pepper kick, but honestly, with a sauce this delicious, who’s complaining?

Now, let’s talk texture – it’s smooth and silky, with just a hint of grit from those flavorful spices. Overall, whether you’re into taste, texture, or just plain flavor, Umé Hot Sauce delivers in spades. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed – it’s a flavor sensation you won’t soon forget.

Heat Level

Alright, let’s talk about the heat factor with Umé Hot Sauce. Now, it’s not gonna blow your socks off, but it’s definitely got some kick to it. On my personal heat scale, I’d give it a solid 5 out of 10.

The heat hits you with a sharpness that’ll have your tongue and lips tingling, but it’s not gonna send you running for a glass of milk. Sure, I broke a little sweat on the cheeks, but nothing too crazy. And here’s the thing – the heat sticks around for a bit, but it’s more of a pleasant warmth than a fiery inferno.

Now, I gotta admit, at first, I thought maybe this sauce was packing some serious pepper concentrate, but after checking out the ingredients, I’m not so sure. Hopefully, it’s made with fresh scorpion peppers, but it’s hard to say for sure. Either way, the heat level is spot-on – enough to make you sweat a bit, but not so much that it’s unbearable.

So if you’re into a sauce that brings the heat without blowing your taste buds off, Umé Hot Sauce is definitely worth a try.

Conclusion: Overall Thoughts

In conclusion, Umé Hot Sauce is a standout in the world of hot sauces. It’s unlike anything I’ve ever tasted before, boasting a savory complexity that’s downright addictive.

From the moment you crack open the bottle, it’s a sensory experience like no other. Sure, it’s a tad on the watery side, which can make it a bit tricky to handle, but trust me, the payoff is well worth it. With its unique blend of flavor and just the right amount of heat, Umé Hot Sauce is a must-try for any hot sauce enthusiast, despite its premium price tag.

So, if you’re ready to elevate your taste buds to new heights, give Umé a shot – I guarantee you won’t be disappointed. As for me, I’m already counting down the days until I can crack open my next bottle.

Please remember that taste is subjective and everyone will experience hot sauce uniquely. These reviews contain my own thoughts and opinions. If you think you’ll enjoy a hot sauce then you should definitely try it out.